Love Bites!!!

As the clean freak I am, I was cleaning my cupboard a few days back when I found a piece of writing that made me travel back to my memory lane. It was once given as a class activity by my teacher a few days prior to Valentines. I received praise and applause after sharing it with my classmates so today; I decided to share this sweet memory of mine with you guys as well. So here goes……

10 WAYS TO WIN MY LOVE

v Take a nice little blade and write my name on your wrist

v Write a small hundred page letter with your very own blood

v Learn from Bollywood heroes and sing me a nice catchy number ( Don’t forget to dance)

v Take a debt, hire a helicopter and carve my name on the clouds

v Spend your whole day following me wherever I go

v At least once try to make a suicide attempt with a dramatic note dedicated to me

v I am brand conscious so make sure that you give me classic gifts even if u get bankrupt

v When your dad says, “Ye Shaddi nai hosakti” (I won’t let you marry her) do baghawat (go against your parents will) and leave your house

v When your mom gives me her Kangans, make sure you tell her to give me the rest of her jewelry as well

And lastly………DONT DARE following the previous typical silly steps or U WILL FAIL!

Always remember that true love can’t be expressed by following the above mentioned petty stale steps instead it will make it harder for you to get to your true love. So, being a little old school is always safe :)